The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror

Synopsis:

Helen and Luella are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five ‘couples’ find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There’s Dom and Alex, the ‘performers’ and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial ‘lipsticks’. There’s also Mike and Eric, the upscale ‘yuppie’ power couple and their annoying ‘fag-hag’ friend, Lizette. Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and ‘personal trainer’. What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian’s worst nightmare!

Quick Thoughts:

What the heck did I just watch? Things started off rather well, albeit a tad creepy. However, as each couple was introduced, so were the cliches – and ridiculous melodramatic overacting. The only possible good element I could point out is that the plot is actually fitting for a queer horror film. If only this indie film had actors who could act, a film crew that could hold a camera properly, and a script that wasn’t as dry as dad’s pot roast. It couldn’t even be considered camp! However if you’re after a queer horror film, “The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror” will fit the bill. Personally, I wouldn’t waste your time.

Watched?

Yes

Reviewed?

No

Worth It?

Thumbs Down

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Release Date:

13 July, 2007

Duration:

1h50m

Director:

Jaymes Thompson

Writers:

Jaymes Thompson

Stars:

Mari Marks, Michael Soldier, Georgia Jean

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