Suseteer: The Movie

Synopsis:

Suseteer fights against Doctor R and The Eraser Vampire warns her others are coming. Suseteer figures out that she was referring to The Teerville Ghost, The Super Vampire, Legacy Vampires and countless of shapeshifter aliens. Suseteer knows that The Eraser Vampire and is a first terrified of her. She later gets over her fear with the help of a witch. She finds out that vampire kisses are painless and that the destroy all vampire spell destroys all living vampires including legacies. She receives her first vision. She decides that she needs to meet and help a mermaid. So, she puts on a mermaid tail and goes for a swim. After the long swim. She decides to go street racing and she wrecks from a competitive racer. She ends up in the hospital. She meets an amputee nurse and decides to date her. Before the date, she asks The Eraser Vampire to bite her. Which, she agrees to. Suseteer becomes a vampire and talks to her girlfriend. She takes a liking to her and is unsure on weather she should go on a second date, or not. She does go on her second date with her and realizes she wants to spend the rest of her life with her. This excites the amputee nurse as she loves her too. Suseteer fights The Super Vampire, but not without having a near death experience. She survives with the help of The Eraser Vampire. She drinks from her blood and gets back up. She goes to fight The Teerville Ghost, but gets pepper sprayed in the process. She has trouble waking up and her eyes burn. Meanwhile, her girlfriend is fighting The Super Vampire. She picks up the crystal and wishes for The Super Vampire to be erased from existence. The wish is granted. She realizes this can never be Undone. Suseteer meets Danteer for the first time. Danteer watches from the brushes that the legacy vampires have a plan to turn Suseteer and her girlfriend into legacy vampires. He plans to warn them of this.

Quick Thoughts:

“Suseteer: The Movie” is a film submitted by it’s director, writer, and star. I have no plans to watch their film, nor do I expect you to watch it either. The “film” is essentially a voice-over recording of a script, paired with childish Paint drawings that are not even animated. Frankly, I would expect a better quality from a kindergartener – if they could sit still long enough to record a feature length script! The only reason that I have approved their submission is because everyone starts out somewhere. And even if this is a child’s attempt, they still made an effort and put a lot of work into this project. Perhaps they will grow up to be a major director. Or maybe it’s a prank that will get lost amid actual queer films.